Santa Ko Jab Doctor Behoshi Ka Injection Dene Lage To Vah Bola "Ek Minat Doctor Sahab" Doctor Fauran Ruk Gaya Santa Ne Apni Pocket Se Pers Nikala Yah Dekhkar Doctor Bole "Are Bhai Fees Ki Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai"A Santa: Fees Ki Mujhe Bhi Jaldi Nahin Hai Main To Apne Paise Gin Raha Hu
Banta: Aur Bhai Santa Tumhari Bivi Ke Ghutne Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Yar Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagairah Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki
In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as... . . . . . Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!
Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai... . . . . . . . . Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo!
1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola- Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun